November Epiphanies

"BEFORE: When you're single, you're ready to mingle. 

TODAY: When you're single, you're ready to JINGLE."

translation: ready na uli kiligin

"when i say, 'spell dumb,' i'm pretty sure the dumb ones will spell it right but not necessarily 'get it'"




"what i love about narcissistic people is that you don't hear them talking about other people." 

translation: they don't make pakielam.

"when NO says 'Yes' to Yes & YES says 'No' to No,is that an 
1. ironyynori, 
2. inC0nSisTency, 
3. hypocrisy,
4. a m.....aybe, 
5. a neutrality, or 
6. offset?"

"I'm not demanding. 

you just can't keep up with my regular pace."

"ang katapusan ng tiwala ay wala.

kaya mahirap nang ibalik ito 'pag nawala na."

translation (yes, there is! even longer!):

the end of trust is rust. drench trust in betrayal, lies & deception and you'll find trust tarnish away.